Car Bumper Stickers

Here is a selection of humorous car bumper stickers.

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This truck is protected by an anti-social German Shepherd

Submitted by : Dusty

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Is there life after death? Touch the Rednecks truck and find out!

Submitted by : Dusty

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Ford Off road, if it ain't a Ford you either have to DODGE it or the trail or pull it out cus its sunk like a ROCK

Submitted by : Dusty

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I'm NOT speeding, I'm qualifing!

Submitted by : Dusty

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If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

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Do me a favor...Steal this car.

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Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition!

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I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.

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If I go any faster I'll burn out my hamster!

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I am the only one on this planet who know how to drive.

Jokes And Funny Stories About Frogs

Here are some jokes and funny stories about frogs.

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How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

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What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

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How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide

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There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car. He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack. I'd like to have a loan, the frog said timidly. The loan officer said: "well, do you have any collateral?" "Well, said the frog, all I have is this small charm, that has been in the family for years, will it do?" The loan officer wasn't sure so he went in to see the bank manager. "There is this small frog outside who needs to buy a new car, and the only collatteral he has is this"; and he handed the charm to the bank manager. The bank manager looked at the charm and said:
"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!"

Funny Bumper Stickers

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
My car's not a tree hugger, I'm drunk you idiot!
Beer -- Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1837.
Rehab is for Quitters.
I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning.
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
Milk sucks, got beer?
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Floor
Save a tree; eat a beaver.
A cat by any other name is still a furry little hairball that shits behind the couch.
Does this condom make me look fat?
If my dog had a face as ugly as your's, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
I need someone really bad, are you really bad?
I used to wonder why God made ugly people, then I realized it was so people like me could get a good laugh.
Firefighters: we find them hot, and leave them wet!
Can I have your number, I'll call you when my dog is in heat.
Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it back in.

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