hahaha ! Miscommunication (Funny Italian English) - 18sx

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One day I gonna Malta to a big hotel, in the morning i go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two piece." She say "Go to the toilet." I say "You don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate." She say to me, "You better not piss on the plate, you S** ** * B****". I don't even know this lady and she call me a S** ** * B****.

Later i go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and i knief but no fork. I tella her, "You don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not F*** on the table you S** ** * B****".

So I go back to my room in the hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." Hetell me to go to the toilet. I say "You don't understand i wanna a sheet on my bed" He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you S** ** * B****"

I go to the check out and the man at the desk said, "Peace on you" and i say, "Piss on you too, you S** ** * B****." I gonna back to Italy!