lucu: 17 kata-kata Pengurusan

1. "Kami akan melakukan itu" bermaksud "anda akan melakukannya". 2. "Anda telah melakukan pekerjaan yang besar" bermaksud "bekerja lebih banyak akan diberikan kepada anda".



3. "Kami sedang berjalan pada itu" bermaksud "Kami belum memulakan BEKERJA di

Sama ".

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funny : 17 Management Fundas

1.  “We will do it” means “You will do it”.

2.  “You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”.

3.  “We are working on it” means “We have not yet started WORKING on the
Same”.

4.  “Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done
“At least not tomorrow!”.

5.  “After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”.

6.  “There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”.
Office-management- fundas

7.  “Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”.

8.  “We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”.

9.  “We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” .means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

10. “We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”.

11. “Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”.

12. “You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”.

13. “We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”.

14. “Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well you know…”.

15. “We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”.

16. “That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”.

17. ”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”.

Funny : Prisoner of aridity (18sx)

A prisoner recently escaped from prison after 20 years imprisonment. In his travels, he found a house and break therein to find the money. But only a pair of newly discovered sleeping in their bed.

Prisoner was ordered down from the bed, the groom and tie dikerusi. Then, while binding of the bride in bed, then kissed her neck prisoners, and continued to rush to the bathroom.

While the prisoners were in the bathroom, the groom whispered to her: "my wife, she is a prisoner who escaped from prison. See only shirt that he used, he may have been long imprisoned and would have no affect older women. The way I see him kiss lehermu, he would like to have sex with you, do not reject, do not complain, do according to his wish, gave satisfaction. 'This is dangerous, if angry, he would kill us. .. So dear brother loves endure Ayang .. "

Smile, the bride replied, "He was not kissing leherku. But he was whispering in my ear. He says, he is my brother katanyanya homo and sexy once and he asked where I store the body lotion? I answer in the bathroom. Endure love. Ayang love brother also.

Banduan Kegersangan (18sx)

Seorang banduan baru saja berjaya melarikan diri dari penjara setelah dipenjarakan selama 20 tahun. Dalam perjalanannya, dia terjumpa sebuah rumah dan memecah masuk kedalamnya untuk mencari duit. Tetapi yang ditemukan hanyalah sepasang pengantin baru yang sedang tidur di atas katil mereka.

Banduan itu mengarahkan pengantin lelaki turun dari katil dan mengikatnya dikerusi. Kemudian sambil mengikat pengantin perempuan di katil, banduan itu mencium lehernya, dan terus bergegas ke bilik mandi.

Sementara banduan berada di bilik mandi, pengantin lelaki berbisik kepada isterinya: "Isteriku, dia adalah banduan yang melarikan diri dari penjara. Lihat saja baju yang dipakainya, dia mungkin sudah lama dipenjara dan tentu sudah lama tidak menyentuh wanita. Dari cara aku lihat dia mencium lehermu, dia ingin melakukan hubungan seks denganmu, jangan menolak, jangan mengeluh, lakukan sesuai dengan keinginannya, berikan kepuasan. Orang ini merbahaya, jika marah, dia pasti membunuh kita. Jadi bertahanlah sayang.. Abang cintakan ayang.."

Sambil tersenyum, pengantin perempuan membalas, "Dia bukannya mencium leherku. Tapi dia berbisik ke telingaku. Dia cakap, dia ni homo dan katanyanya abang seksi sekali dan dia bertanya dimana saya simpan body lotion? Saya jawab di bilik mandi. Bertahanlah sayang. Ayang cintakan abang juga.

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inspirational and motivational quotes

inspirational and motivational quotes for leadership, self-development, training, teaching, writing, speeches, and simply to help you feel good - funny sayings and useful maxims are here; position: 

Here are some of the best inspirational quotes for training and teaching, personal fulfilment, self-development, visualisation, and general motivational purposes.

Quotes - especially positive suggestions - are very strong medicine.
Simply reading a few wonderful quotes can often help make you feel good about yourself and life in general. Quotes help especially through visualization. The brain responds almost magically.

Funny quotes which are humorous and also clever and meaningful, are particularly effective, because we all love to be entertained and amused while we are learning.
These quotes can also be helpful for presentations, public speaking, management, leadership and coaching - especially for ethical development of people, teams, and organizations.

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Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) : Operator vs Caller

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I wantto speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well…just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then theaccident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).