Finally the Final (Argentina vs. Brazil)

Finally the long-awaited final between Argentina and Brazil was held yesterday with a record attendance of 95,000 fans - the stadium was bursting with people. In the first half, Messi was shown the green card that is used now instead of the yellow card because it is more environment friendly.

Messi didn't like the card he was shown, and as result the referee showed him some other cards to choose from. After Brazil had scored 2 goals, Maradona lost his temper and decided to take part in the match to give the Brazilians a lesson by himself, so he took off his suit and came onto the field. He scored 2 goals single -handed or rather single-footed.

When Maradona scored the third goal, the referee nullified it on the grounds that he was offside when he scored, then Maradona showed the referee the red card and the referee was sent off the field (according to the new rule, a player can show the referee a yellow card or red or any other colour ) - the match continued without a referee. In the second half, strange clouds of footballs gathered over the stadium and it started to rain heavily - it rained footballs.

The World Cup

There were a lot of footballs in the field, each players had 2 or even3 balls at a time. Brazil scored 30 goals and Argentina scored 28 in just 45 seconds and both teams kept on scoring till each net was filled with balls and the stands were filled with balls too.

The goalkeepers left their goals to escape certain death and took part in the scoring. They all concentrated on scoring and there was no defence; every player wanted to be the top scorer of the World Cup. The match ended 45000-45012 for Brazil, but Argentina wanted a re-count.

As for the knocked out teams, the football stars of France, Italy and England have declared that they have retired conventional football and will play playstation football instead.