Jokes And Funny Stories About Frogs

Here are some jokes and funny stories about frogs.

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How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

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What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

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How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide

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There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car. He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack. I'd like to have a loan, the frog said timidly. The loan officer said: "well, do you have any collateral?" "Well, said the frog, all I have is this small charm, that has been in the family for years, will it do?" The loan officer wasn't sure so he went in to see the bank manager. "There is this small frog outside who needs to buy a new car, and the only collatteral he has is this"; and he handed the charm to the bank manager. The bank manager looked at the charm and said:
"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!"