However, its not all sunshine and roses for Heskey. With the FA only able to afford a measly twenty three seats on the plane, there sadly won't be any room for Heskey's prized barn door or banjo, both an integral part of his strict training regime.
"I'm gutted, totally gutted," the barn door told reporters at it's exclusive country retreat near Walsall.
A distraught banjo was unavailable for comment and is said to be being comforted by friends in Solihull.
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